whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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