If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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