U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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