what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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