More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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