I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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