i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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