Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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