u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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