whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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