nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
