he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize