I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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