Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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