I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
