Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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