just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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