dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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