I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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