just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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