ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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