Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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