i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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