what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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