do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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