So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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