I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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