He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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