He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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