I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
