do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize
