I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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