he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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