i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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