i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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