Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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