i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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