So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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