Got a toothbrush?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i will never coherently bang her
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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