she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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