to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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