i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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