I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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