the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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