took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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