That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i would punch a child for taco bell
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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