im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
