You made me cry and you don't even care
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
And then my night got REAL pukey
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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