she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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