He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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