You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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