I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
