at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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